Oh, dear! Oh, dear! For an unknown reason, the weather outside is so unusually frightful that Santa Claus (aka Daddy Christmas) has announced that Christmas has been cancelled due to the sudden climate change that has frozen the world over. The sexy villainess behind it all is none other than Sarah Suckame Slanders, an evil, Christmas-hating scientist who specializes in study of weather manipulation. On a rampage of revenge, she’s discovered a way to welcome a new Ice Age with the intent of cancelling Christmas forever. Valiantly, the people of Christmasland, Texas put their heads together to fight back. But what could possibly be hot enough to melt so much ice before Christmas Day? Burlesque could be the answer. Join burly heroes Sugar Bum Larry, Geri Mann de Ring, Teddy Bare, Bear Lee LeGaul and Eva Needzerspooge as they join forces to save their favorite holiday with a little help from the legendary Heat Thighzer. With only moments left before the big day, there’s only one question on everyone’s mind: “Is burlesque hot enough to save Christmas?”
“How Burlesque Saved Christmas” is written, directed and choreographed by Jade Esteban Estrada (creator of “Sinderella and the Glass Zipper,” “Eat Me” and “Tales of a Hard Nut”). The show stars international burlesque star Coco Lectric as The Heat Thighzer.
*Due to mature theme and partial nudity no one under 18 admitted.
Coco Lectric as The Heat Thighzer
Jade Esteban Estrada as Daddy Christmas
Dixie de Vice as Sarah Suckame Slanders
Essence Grant as Geri Mann de Ring
Jordan Kayall as Teddy Bare
Blaise Ricin as Sugar Bum Larry
Steven Mortimer as Bear Lee LeGaul
Natasha Pearl as Eva Needzerspooge
Bruce Vayne as Tiny Rim
Performance dates are December 14-16, 2017
Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8pm
Friday at 10:30
$15 advance on BPT or $20 at the door
We will accept reservations on our Box Office line at 210-557-7562. Unclaimed seats will be sold 10 minutes before the show.